Eject Both Trump and Clinton


I was driving along the highway this morning and saw another political bumper sticker when my demented mind realized that most political bumper stickers today have a typo on them. It's only one letter, but it makes all the difference. We need Letterman from the Electric Company here to correct the letter that Spell Binder has obviously altered. Yes, friends, Americans, and countrymen, we need to EJECT both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. The Trump-Clinton ticket (yes, it's really Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee putting on a sham of an election) has effectively disenfranchised so many voters who have no voice in this election.

I'd love to print 50,000 of those bumper stickers: EJECT Donald and Hillary! Neither is qualified to hold any public office, not even dog catcher. Unfortunately, like most working-class stiffs who have been disenfranchised, I have to work for a living and don't have time for this sort of thing. You can print your own bumper sticker, though; just go to Duck Duck Go and look up "custom bumper stickers" to find companies that will do this for you.

It is long past time that we threw the bums out-- all of them! That's the only way to get better the next time around. Stop making lame excuses and do not vote for either of them. EJECT unqualified candidates; don't ELECT them by voting for them. If they do get elected, let it be someone else's fault.

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Bumper Sticker 5: Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

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Bumper Sticker 15: Unrecoverable election error: Beginning candidate dump. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 16: Don't settle-- scuttle both! Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 17: Save the cost of impeachment! Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 18: Prove the self-fulfilling prophets wrong. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 19: This is an election? Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 20: The two-party system is an abysmal failure. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 21: If the two teams in the World Series were this bad, no one would watch it. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 22: Basta! Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 23: If the teams in the Super Bowl were this bad, people would watch hockey. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 24: Who ever heard of a match race between cheap claimers? Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 25: Two lightweights going for the heavyweight title. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 26: A disaster is about to happen-- help stop it! Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 27: Sorry, Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton. Only good candidates get to be President. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 28: If the teams in the Stanley Cup were this bad, it would be a plastic cup. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 29: Isn't the cream supposed to rise to the top? Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 30: Trump and Clinton would have been tossed out of the Indy 500 in the qualifying trials. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 31: The rakin's versus the scrapin's. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 32: The pot versus the kettle. What difference does it make? Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 33: Frick versus Frack. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 34: Let's build a big, big wall. Then put Hillary and Donald on the other side. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 35: One of these two is going to be given the nuclear codes? No! Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 36: If only there were somewhere else to kick these two upstairs. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 37: How much lower can we go? Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 38: Even the bottom of the barrel should be higher than this. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 39: Reject Rotten Rogues! Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 40: Reject Ruinous Rascals! Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 41: Contestents with negative scores aren't eligible for Final Jeopardy! Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 42: If both contestents overbid in the Showcase Showdown, both lose. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 43: If we take the Martians to Clinton or Trump, we'll have some 'splainin' to do. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

Bumper Sticker 44: I wish I lived in Arizona. Eject Both Donald and Hillary on November 8!

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