I was driving along the highway eight years ago and saw another political bumper sticker when my demented mind realized that most political bumper stickers have a typo on them. It's only one letter, but it makes all the difference. We need Letterman from the Electric Company here to correct the letter that Spell Binder has obviously altered. Yes, friends, Americans, and countrymen, we need to EJECT both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. The Trump-Harris ticket (yes, it's really Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee putting on a sham of an election) has effectively disenfranchised so many voters who have no voice in this election, particularly the Democratic voters whose primary votes were cancelled by the party bosses.
I'd love to print 50,000 of those bumper stickers: EJECT Donald and Kamala! Neither is qualified to hold any public office, not even dog catcher. Unfortunately, like most working-class stiffs who have been disenfranchised, I have to work for a living and don't have time for this sort of thing. You can print your own bumper sticker, though; just go to Duck Duck Go and look up "custom bumper stickers" to find companies that will do this for you.
It is long past time that we threw the bums out-- all of them! That's the only way to get better the next time around. Stop making lame excuses and do not vote for either of them. EJECT unqualified candidates; don't ELECT them by voting for them. If they do get elected, let it be someone else's fault.
This year, we've added a few new ones to the collection that we started in 2016, so we now have a total of 50, one for every state in the Union. Feel free to use your imagination to develop new slogans; the way people keep voting for unqualified candidates in every election no matter how bad they are, we'll probably be needing these bumper stickers for many, many years to come, assuming that they even bother to have elections. It's not as though the party bosses in the failed two-party system care what voters think-- and if voters are so stupid as to vote for candidates such as Trump and Harris, one even wonders what the point is anyway.
Finally, if you haven't ever seen The Prisoner episode "Free For All," with Patrick McGoohan, find it somewhere, even if you have to buy it. It pretty much sums up this U. S. election, even though it was produced in 1967!
